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No, not a Batman villian. Just someone who likes the AC.
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by Mister_Freeze2
8-02-01
After a long day of filming on "The Mexican 2" actor Brad Pitt is accosted by a young boy.
Hey! Are you Brad Pitt? Cool...hey, can I ask you a question...I was reading in my mom's magazine about these, uh, stem cell thingies...
Look kid, I have to get home quick or else Jennifer Aniston will beat me again...
...and you have to, like, kill people to get them and stuff...and they're like, bad and stuff...and I was hoping that you might join our rally...
...wait a minute....something is f'd up about this kid...
I knew it! God dammit Jesus, I told you I'm not going to be at your stupid rally Saturday! I have to go curtain shopping with Jennifer or else she'll shove a turkey baster up my butt again.
Curse you Brad Pitt! You saw through my ruse again!
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