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Author: Mocha

Date: August 23, 2002

by Mocha
8-23-02
...In the office...
I'm sorry, Boss ...but that machete REALLY scares the crap out of me....
Oh this old thing? It's part of a "do-it-yourself" vasectomy kit! Even comes with a manual!
........
OK ...so maybe it isn't the machete that scares me....
Since you're up, hand me the Kleenex box on my desk....