Rule Britannia: Ye Olde English dick joke

Author: Mocha_Monk

Date: February 21, 2005

by Mocha_Monk
2-21-05
So this is England? Looks a lot like home.
Is it just me, or did it feel like we were on that damn plane for MONTHS?
Somewhere between that old broad fallin asleep on me and the guy at Louis Armstrong patting my crotch. yeah.
The only crotch patting I got was in the security check. I barely held the "concealed weapon" joke in check.
As long as you're hiding a pea shooter and not a 9mm we're good.
Would we really have had to fly to England if I was packing a nine?