I am Clappy, the Word assistant with an urgue for world domination! First I will virus bomb half the planet with "I love You" email. Then I will lure all the nerds to join my army...
...in exchange for a Matrix jacket. The non-nerds are too stupid to know the difference between a watercrane and a electricity exit, so my army will be all but unstopable. I will be...
Ok honey, I pulled the plug. Is the water still cold?