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by MongoLloyd
11-07-02
Hello! I am a magical squirrel! I will grant you three wishes!
What the hell is so magical about you?
Well, I'm talking, aren't I?
I really need to stop dropping acid.

 

by MongoLloyd
11-07-02
Read "Squirrel Apocalypse". I thought it would be crap compared to some of the other strips on this site.
Something has come to my attention. This is the second comic I have done on this site. I assumed there would be higher quality comics here.
I'm not saying any of you suck. It's just that some of you should learn to type.
I was wrong. Granted, there are quite a few quality strips here, but there's also a lot of shit.
I promise my next strip will be funnier. I made this strip basically just to defend myself from my previous false assumption.
So I now know that my previous strip, Squirrel Apocalypse, was pretty good. Relatively speaking.

 

by MongoLloyd
11-07-02
Hey, Matt. I have something to ask you. Have you been sleeping with my girlfriend?
Of course not! You're my best friend. Do you really think I would do something like that to you?
You're right, Matt, I'm sorry. I think I'm going to break up with her anyway, though.
Why? You two make such a nice couple.
I still can't get over that "used to be a man" thing she has going.
I . . . I have to go. I need a shower. And a gun.

 

by MongoLloyd
11-11-02
An accurate portrayal of one of my few past relationships.
Guess who I ran into at Toxic Hell?
The Anti-Christ?
No, but wouldn't THAT be cool. It was Ariell.
You mean that ho that ditched me at the prom and shaved her head a week later?
This may not really have a punchline, but it might be funny in a sad/pathetic sort of way.
That's the one.
You should have just stuck with Anti-Christ.

 

by MongoLloyd
11-11-02
Our hero has just found out that a friend of his has ran into a past flame of his.
She was really nice to me. And she had hair again. It was as long as mine.
Yeah, that figures. As soon as I lose interest in her, she goes back to normal.
Hahaha. That's sort of funny.
Thanks. Seriously, what is it about me that makes women go insane--in none of the good ways--when they're around me?
Could be you're contagious.
Well, then I hope you catch it. Serves you right.

 

by MongoLloyd
11-11-02
When we last left our hero, he was discussing his ability to bring out the latent schizophrenia in potential lovers.
Awww. Poor Joshie. No one to score with.
Don't call me that. And yeah, I would say poor me.
You'll get laid eventually. Just wait and have faith.
Yeah, yeah. In time. But I want to stop talking about it now, before we go through any more strips.
Why? Too sensitive?
Shit no. I just don't want to look like Agent M. Whiny bastard.

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