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  Moribund  

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I was born in the forest to a pack of rabid wombats. Throughout my early years, I was forced to fight against savage beast-hordes with no more than an etch-a-sketch and a plastic spoon.
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by Moribund
10-24-01
Oh, the end is nigh! I broadcast unto the world my soul-crushing woe! WOE! A bitter sadness envelopes my essence; my existence has become despondence incarnate, irrevocable despair. I am forlorn!
Behold! I have returned at the end of time to save humankind!
I have pierced my skull with this nail to symbolize physically my utter desolation! Oh, holy crap, it's Jesus. Um, why are you still nailed to that cross?
Er, actually, do you think you could get me down from here? Oh and for the love of God, lose the nail and hammer, I really can't stand that shit.
Yes massah.
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