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| Oh, the end is nigh! I broadcast unto the world my soul-crushing woe! WOE! A bitter sadness envelopes my essence; my existence has become despondence incarnate, irrevocable despair. I am forlorn! | |
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| Behold! I have returned at the end of time to save humankind! | |
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| I have pierced my skull with this nail to symbolize physically my utter desolation! Oh, holy crap, it's Jesus. Um, why are you still nailed to that cross? | |
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| Er, actually, do you think you could get me down from here? Oh and for the love of God, lose the nail and hammer, I really can't stand that shit. | |
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