So in conclusion, I will make a 29 minute hyperloop commute between Baltimore and Mars a reality. I just need a digging permit.
Mr. Musk, not only will the Baltimore City Council give you a permit, we'd like to invest one Billion dollars of city bond money to help make your idea a success.
For two billion I can make you win the Amazon HQ2 competition.
Done! My God, we are so lucky to have a genius like you born into our generation.
For another billion I'll make your city safe from gun violence and turn it into a model of racial harmony.
You Sir, are a flimflam man! How dare you defraud the citizens of Baltimore with your malarkey and pseudo intellectual quackery. Begone you Charlatan!