Dear Jesus: I just wanted to let you know how much of blowhard I think you are.
I mean, how much publicity you wouldn't get if God wasn't your daddy?, don't you ever get tired of pimping off his image and name?, please. Get a new act for fuck's sake. Sincerely: Mike R. Shamal
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[Jesus Writes]Dear Mike: Loved your letter, hope to hear from you soon. Your pal: Jesus. PS: You're still not going to Heaven buster!!!
