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  MrExcite  

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by MrExcite
8-01-01
Ok, lets go over it one more time. Frank Perdue stepped down and put his son Jim Perdue in charge.
Right. And Jim is ten times funnier than Frank, and sales of Perdue chicken have tripled in the last 18 months.
So . . . we hit Jim, and kidnap Frank for a ransom they can't possibly pay, giving us consumer sympathy when we whack Frankie too!
Check. Then we make YOU the puppet figure head at Perdue Chicken Inc. and run with the new campaign slogon "Eat Me And You'll Die"
Yeah right! We're as good as on the platter before we ever get a shot off. Well, at least we'll go down in blazes together, eh? Shoulder to shoulder, brothers in arms, best, er . .are you listening?
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