Worst...Joke...Ever

Author: MrFackingNoodles

Date: September 5, 2002

Sorry in advance.
*Ring ring* "Hi, you rang Jesus's phone. I'm not in right now, I'm probably out dieing for your sins or something. Leave a message after the beep, and I'll get back to you."
*Beep* "Hi. Jesus, could you pick up? You were acting like a total asshole today Jesus. Could you pick up?"
I can't pick up! I'm tied to a cross!