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| Cthulhu, seeing as how you're the master of reality and all, can you reincarnate me for 1 goddamn year so I can get laid? I haven't had sex in 18,754 years, 2 months, 4 days, 2 hours and 15 minutes | |
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| You can, however, be violated for the next 3,000 years by my pet Barry. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA shit. I'm so good. | |
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| GOD MOTHERFUCKING DAMMIT I HATE THIS PLACE WHY DID I HAVE TO GO TO HELL | |
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