Mr_Jass  

I can't hear you. I have feet for ears.

I said I'm looking for contributions to the 'Stamp Out Wirthling Fund'.

No.

But you can send your contribution in six easy payments of $49.95!

My schedule is pretty full. I was planning on watching 'Heidi' while I jerk off.

But wouldn't you rather help make the world a better place by getting rid of a menace to society? It's your civic duty!