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by Ms_Ralf
12-13-01
Down in Hell...
YO DEXX! Bitch! I want you to kill some Heidi kid! Go get er, loser! Do it and I'll give you a dime. NOW!
Okay okay, just quit naggin' me, Mr. Dickgrabber!
And so... Dexx embarks on his journey to kill! What a fool.
Okay! Now to find some kid named Heidi. Heidi Ho is her name! What a whore!
Hey, that's me! Mr. Ugly Ass! Yoo-hoo!
TO BE CONTINUED! Maybe.
Hey! Aren't you paying attention to me? Hey! Come back! My name is Heidi Ho! Really! I'm who you are looking for!
........ Nope, that can't be her! She must be uglier... Shit, I have to scratch my crotch.

 

by Ms_Ralf
12-14-01
PART 2 - Dexx's SECRET powers!
Right! Okay! So...where is this Heidi Ho bitch! AH! I think I'll ask that bastard over there! HEY, kid!! Are you HEIDI HO, bitch? Or do I have to gore you with my PITCHFORK?
Just act natural, just act natural, just act natural...
And so, Dexx killed the kid, and rather violently...too bad we couldn't show it!!
Well HELL, that kid didn't know. Oh well, at least I skewered him on a spit... HEY ASSHOLE! Where's this HEIDI HO girl?! Is she hot?! And did you know my testicles are showing?
Wha... who... you... mom... penis...
WHOA! Hey, that was actually pretty cool. Finding the hooker unhelpful, he uses his "FIRE EXPLOSION" move, setting her on fire!
Whoops... I guess I accidentaly used my "LIMBO ZAP" spell! Oh well, I killed her anyways. Now to keep moving before the Police catch me...
AIEEE!!!

 

by Ms_Ralf
12-15-01
Huh? Oh, welcome back! Seems our Dexx has just confronted a little asian girl! Let's watch, shall we?
Man, just how long must I continue stepping through these three-panel web-comics?! Hey, little girl! Are you Heidi Ho? If you're Walt Disney as well, then I might kill you too.
Who the HELL is this clown?
Well?! Come on! I've been searching for Heidi Ho so I can kill her, along with several other dudes... Walt Disney, Harrison Ford, Pauly Shore, and other famous names.
Maybe if I fart at this guy... I'll--
WHOA! She Instantainiously Combusted! Cool.
NO, I ACCIDENTALLY SET MYSELF ON FIRE WITH A FLAMING FART!! AAAAAAAAH!!!

 

by Ms_Ralf
1-02-02
Slowly... Easy... gotta time this just right...
Okay... on the count of three... I'm going to attack this guy... One... Two...
THREE!! DIE, HUMAN SCUM SITTING ON THAT BENCH IN THE PARK THERE THAT I AM GOING TO SKEWER AND MANGLE WHEN YOU DIDN'T EXPECT IT!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!
Hello? Guess that was my imagination.

 

by Ms_Ralf
1-02-02
Drop down and give me 20... ......days of sex!!!
Sorry, but mom told me to never talk to strangers. And you're pretty strange!
Get down on that sidewalk and STRIP, baby!
Uh... I'll get back to you on that... in the next 140 years. Cause I'll be dead then.
Hey! You're shoelace is untied!
I don't wear shoes, pal. You just pissed me off, so I'm gonna gore ya on my pitchfork!

 

by Ms_Ralf
1-03-02
Yo, boys n' girls! Let's check on how our friend Dexx is doin'. And don't pizzle on mah whizzle!
God, I've been looking for this Ho girl for DAYS! Where the hell is she anyways?
What the--?! A floating head! But it ain't a spirit, so I guess I don't have anything to be afraid of!
AHAHAHAHA! That's what you think, BITCH!
It would seem that the Agents of Life have sent their first agent to fight Dexx and stop him in his mission! What is up with that?
Agents of Life? Never heard of `em! And I'm gonna kick this guy's ass.
I don't HAVE an ass, you naked idiot!!

 

by Ms_Ralf
1-06-02
Dexx's fight with the floating head continues!
Okay dude, whatcha want with me? Don't make me have to kick your floatin' ass.
FOR THE LAST TIME. I do not have an ass!! And I'll tell you just why I am here! Ya see, the Agents of Life don't like how many people yer killin', so I've been sent here to warn ya to stop.
Well, I got news for you, buddy. I'm from HELL, and Mr. Dickgrabber doesn't give a flying piece of shit about what you want. Besides, I like killing people. It's my hobby, y'know?
Heh. Well, I knew you were going to say that. Well! It's time for me, Birkuii, to transform! I warned ya!
Oh my god!! Birkuii, the floating head, is transforming into his fighting form! What will happen next?
AiyaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAA...

 

by Ms_Ralf
2-19-02
THE FLOATING HEAD PERSON IS TRANSFORMING!!!
...still...transforming...I guess.
Hurry it up already!!

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