An Inconvenient Zombie Apocalypse

Author: Murica

Date: November 5, 2014

by Murica
11-05-14
What the hell is taking them so long?
What time did you call them?
Like 45 god-damn minutes ago!
Well, maybe the pizza delivery driver hit some traffic or something.
But they have a policy: 30 minutes or less. It says so on the fridge magnet.
Well, I've never known a fridge magnet to be full of shit.