40 Winks

Author: Murica

Date: December 2, 2014

by Murica
12-02-14
Holy shit! Everyone come quick. Dad's out of his 10 year coma.
I've been in a coma for 10 years? What's changed since then?
Oh man, you missed it. Kim Kardashian posed for a picture of her ass the other week.
Who the hell is Kim Kardashian?
Do you guys not get TMZ when you're in a coma?