Ho-don't-tel

Author: Murica

Date: September 23, 2015

by Murica
9-23-15
Hi. I was wondering how much it costs for a night in your Hotel?
Okay, I'm going to stop you right there. It's a Ho-don't-tel.
What's that?
I'd tell you but I'd have to kill---er, uh, it's similar to a hotel.