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| Violent Video Games? How Do you Figure? | |
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| The other day I found this paper in the trash. It’s an ultra scientific study that concludes that violent video games turn people into uncontrollable barbarians--savages, if you will. | |
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| Then I started thinking, and I realized something: the First guy I killed, I did it because he beat me in a match of Death Death Revolution 4: Hell Hath Been Wrought. | |
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| interesting... And why did you kill the second guy? | |
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| He insulted my mother’s cooking. I’ve murdered men for lesser offenses. But you know that | |
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| True dat, broskin. And the third guy? | |
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