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The Coke and Pepsi Wars

by NGrassi22
7-07-04

The two soft drink spokeswoman come head-to-head...


	Like HI! I'm Christina Agulera! Drink Coke Cola, because I kiss woman like Madonna, even though it wasn't as highly contreversial as Britney's kiss becuase the camera was on JUSTIN, GOD DAMNIT!


	I'm Britney Spears! Drink Pepsi because I'm a hot and they actually saw me kiss Madonna on TV!


	Drink Coke because I spell my name X Tina!!


	Drink Pepsi because I'm not a girl and not a woman...somehow.


	Well, bitch...I GOT MY PUSSY PIERCED!


	Fuck.

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