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by NHEnglish
9-21-11
Jacob visits the Yoder farm to try and enter the Amish society...
Why can't African Americans join the Amish?
Sir, you have to be born into the Amish. we're kind of like a secret society, without the secret. Would you like to buy a basket or apron?
I don't want no stinkin' basket! I want to be Amish so I don't have to pay taxes!
We Amish believe in correct grammar, and you just used a double negative. You should've said 'I don't want a basket'. I'm afraid you'll be shunned for that...
So, I can't be Amish??
No, sorry. I must go make some jam to feed my 13 kids now.
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