Nearly Every Episode of "Benson"

Author: Namgubed

Date: October 4, 2001

by Namgubed
10-04-01
Cue "Benson" theme music.
This is getting monotonous.
BENSON!!
Cue studio audience laughter.
What do you want, Clayton, you paramecium?
Benson, the Governor wants to see you!
Cue studio audience applause.
Can't you see that I'm taking a dump?
Benson, you silly person of color!