The Persnickety Plums of Perilous Pauline

Author: Namgubed

Date: October 4, 2001

by Namgubed
10-04-01
Primarily, Pauline pilfered the perilously persnickety plums plum off'n peddler and panhandler Poindexter's pernicious perambulator.
Stop, thief!
So long, sucker!
She then proceded to peddle the pilfered plums for profit. However, Peter Piper, who packed a peck of pestilence-ridden pepperoni, provided the prosecution with pilfered plum & pepperoni pizza.
Plums for sale, dammit!
C'mon over!
Wheretofore the poultry of paradise was purposefully plucked of psychedelic plumes portrayed with a particularly plentiful portion of pulchritude.
Just hold still ...
Ouch!