Ask me if I'm a tuna.

Author: Namgubed

Date: October 17, 2001

by Namgubed
10-17-01
Bert, what are you eating?
A can of tuna.
Bert, if you eat that tuna, it becomes part of you; thus, the phrase, "you are what you eat."
Do you know what this means? Bert! You're a tuna!
No.