If only it were my very own contrived pun

Author: Namgubed

Date: November 1, 2001

by Namgubed
11-01-01
Meanwhile, back in India...
I heard that Gandhi never wore shoes, making the skin on the soles of his feet really thick.
Right...
And that his meager diet gave him bad breath, and caused his body to be thin and frail.
Uh-huh...
Trust me, it's funnier in Hindi.
So I guess that would make him a...
Super calloused fragile mystic vexed with halitosis?