If only it were my very own contrived pun II

Author: Namgubed

Date: November 1, 2001

by Namgubed
11-01-01
Hey, Russ! Let's go elephant hunting in Kenya.
I dunno, I heard the game wardens there are really cracking down.
Really? Is it that bad?
Let's just say that they're not very...
Tip o' the hat to Rob
... keen on ivory weigh-ins!
Hey, is this the secret bad pun burial ground?