Howdy, Clem, what's the news? How's the lay of the land? And what are those things that you got in your hand?
Last night I was feelin' all weird an' erratic, so I up an' decided to root through my attic. I looked into old boxes and crates, and I saw these two live hand grenades from the second World War!
Well, I served in the war as a personnel clerk, and I never used weapons. So how do they work?
Just pull out the pin, and in three seconds flat, if the timing is right, we should both go...
