Splice

You shouldn't splice cat and elephant DNA.

by Namgubed
3-01-06
Meanwhile, in a sleepy suburb of Cleveland ...
Help, 911! My pet elephant is choking on my pet cat after I filled the litter box with peanut shells!!
O ... K, this better not be a crank call, buddy, there are laws, you know.
Fluffy's lodged in there pretty good; looks like we're going to need to perform the Heimlich maneuver on him.
** GAG, CHOKE **
How the heck do you do the Heimlich on an elephant?
With axes. Very sharp axes.

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