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Texting and Driving
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Neo11
4-28-19
When will people like you learn that you cannot text while driving?
The two just simply don’t mix. I mean, it’s like you wouldn’t attempt to jerk off while you brush your teeth would you?
Of course not
But I know what I’m going to try doing as soon as I get home
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