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Actual quotes from a guy I know who just graduated clown college:
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| It sucked that I was hired after my first audition, because I don't know any of the other people I'm working with yet. | |
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| My new job is going to be forcing me to go to the Caribbean all the time. | |
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| I'll be living on a cruise ship, so I won't have any opportunity to spend all the money I'll be making. | |
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