This entire comic came to me in a dream.

Author: NeoVid

Date: May 14, 2004

by NeoVid
5-14-04
You've got an all-American look, kid. You've got the part.
I don't care whether I have an all-American look, I just want to score with the babes.
Hey, you're in a movie now.
When you've been in a movie, the women don't ask "What's your favorite role?" More like "What's your favorite position?"