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And now a heartfelt message from Senator Lipservice...
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| In the wake of this tragedy, it is clear that steps must be taken to prevent another_act_of_terrorism... I have introduced a bill to begin construction of a forcefield around the United States. | |
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| I will also require all tall buildings in the country to install antigravity generators, which will be used to prevent collapses. | |
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| I'd like to thank the American people for putting their faith in their leaders. Thank you. | |
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