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| I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. | |
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| Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonald's? | |
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| Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control. | |
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