All comics by Nicolae_Knight

 

Batty-Nicolae Fast Food Chains by Nicolae_Knight 5-25-03
The Batty-Nicolae chain meeting has begun Batty, you can't eat all the profits. Nicolae, I'm not eating all the profits. I'm just testing them.	Batty, do you need to test ALL 31 flavors? It's all about quality control Nicolae.	Good thing you're not pregnant anymore, otherwise we'd need quanity control. I heard that. You're just jealous you can't shoot babies out ya pee hole.

 

Batty...Cheating? by Nicolae_Knight 5-26-03
BloodSpawn calls out Batty Ha! I caught you ShadowBat. You were cheating! You're unscrupulous.	Who you calling unscrupulous? We are the mighty CoB! .......	I am a mighty GOD of the Church of Blood! All will obey me!

 

Syndicate corrections by Nicolae_Knight 5-26-03
Nicolae scowls at the mis-spellers. Hey! Spell your words right. Argh....I need to smash my face against the wall.	Obsidian enters to tell Nicolae some news Nicolae, I used a big word today. Cynicism...aren't you proud? Hmm...this Syndicate thing is working out nice.	Nicolae awards useless points Wow Siddy, I am proud. How many Syndicate points do you think I should award you? 100?

 

Baskin & Hemoglobin's (Grand Opening) by Nicolae_Knight 5-28-03
The Grand Opening for one of the Batty-Nicolae chains in RavenBlack City Sir....would you like sprinkles or a hard dipped shell on that? Hmm...the choco-blood or the rainbow blood....decisions, decisions....hmm	The customers seem to enjoy it Crap, I can't read my own writing. Does that say Type B negative or B positive? Is he EVER gonna make up his mind?	Nicolae and Batty ponder their success Well Batty, everything seems to be going great for the Grand Opening of Baskin & Hemoglobin's, don't you think? Hmm, I wonder if there's enough Vodka in this Floater.

 

Disbelief by Nicolae_Knight 6-01-03
Nicolae meets an informant Psst....Hey Nicolae. You should see what people are doing to you in RBA. *Snicker* What? What are they doing to me? They wouldn't do that to their friend.	Nicolae's character gets abused.................... Hahaha! Now let's make Nicolae look stupid with that BuffyBot. I hope IRL Nicolae comes back to stop this crap.	.....................................Nicolae learns the truth Well, I'll be a Son Of A Bitch!

 

Reason the Server goes down? by Nicolae_Knight 6-03-03
Argh....the server's down again.	Isn't it great we got the RavenBlack Vampires Union to give us breaks every month? Yeah, but I wish my damn human would stop hitting the refresh button...or I'm never gonna finish this coffee.	Ugh...I was just about to gain another power. I better not get robbed.

 

Hunted Cow Studios 1 by Nicolae_Knight 7-17-04
Two game makers begin work on a new game Hey Andrew! I'm here for our meeting. Glenn...why are you dressed as a Mario brother?	You said we were gonna talk about our favorite game. I dressed the part. Glenn, I was talking about our new game...Gothador.	Oh. Come on, I've got something to show you.

 

Hunted Cow Studios 2 by Nicolae_Knight 7-17-04
Why's it so dark in here? Nevermind that...look at this. This Glenn, is our base model for Gothador.	Cool, let's get started.	And the work begins.......... First, we make the classes. We'll be Omnilords, and the rest can be Humans to start.

 

Class Selection by Nicolae_Knight 7-18-04
The class selection begins Can we make our characters cows? Omnilord Cows? Yeah, okay...	I'll be this kind of cow. Glenn, that kind of cow is a female.	So? Come on go get your cow costume on. Ok, ok...*sigh*

 

Moooving Right Along by Nicolae_Knight 7-18-04
Ok Glenn, we're Omnilord Cows. Let's work on the game now. Call me Cowboy.	What? You're a cow, not a cowboy. But I'm a Cow and I'm a Boy. Cowboy.	What?? Hey, what's your name gonna be?

 

Doc's Visit by Nicolae_Knight 7-18-04
DocSooty stops by for a visit. Hey Glenn. What's this about a cool new game Andrew was talking about? Cowboy, and I'll let the hoofmaster tell you about it. Come on in.	Hoof, why's it always so dark in here? How's the new game coming along?	It was going great, until I got stuck behind this firewall.

 

Server Payments by Nicolae_Knight 7-22-04
Hoof Declines Cowboy's Idea I don't care, tell him the answer is STILL no! Alright, but let's see YOU come up with a better way to pay for the server.	Sorry, we're going to have to decline your very generous offer. ¿Qué?	¡Vacas locas!

 

Creature Auditions by Nicolae_Knight 7-22-04
We find our two favorite cows in a graveyard Hoof, what are we doing here in the Graveyard? We're scouting for new creatures.	Interviews begin.... So, do you have anything to offer us in Gothador? Well, I'm pretty easy to kill...and...I can sometimes give out arms and legs.	I suck blood. I can provide a decent experience and keep a nice amount of gold in my pockets. But you don't like cow blood, right???

 

Services Offered by Nicolae_Knight 8-10-04
Doc Inquires about a Job Cowboy, you think I can be a cow and work for your Hunted Cow Studios? Um....yeah....see...how about....why not come up with a different costume?	So if I come up with something new, you'll let me be part of the team? I'll certainly put in a good word with the Hoofster.	What!? When you see him next you tell him he's welcome to join us...AND he can have any costume he wants.

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