Dragon Fighter K

Author: Niko

Date: March 1, 2004

by Niko
3-01-04
Today...on Dragon Fighter K!
We shall fight...but I am stronger than you...so you shall lose and I will be victorious. Because you are weak!
I think not, for when I use my Super-Duper-Mega-Beat-You-Up Shin Kick, you will be helpless against the powers of good!
...and the battle continues...
HA! That's where you are wrong, fool! Because when I come at you with my super speed, I will be too fast for you to see. Then I will hit you a lot and make you bleed!
[Insert assorted constipation grunts here]
Stay tuned for the next...Dragon Fighter K!
You haven't a chance against my superior abilities. I am better, faster, and stronger than you. Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb!
[Grunts continue]