Parental disappointment.

Author: Norvillebarnes

Date: September 15, 2005

by Norvillebarnes
9-15-05
My son turned Christian.
Really? Well you know my son, the gay Republican? He stole all of my money and fled to Canada. Oh, and they found human heads in his freezer.
You're just trying to make me feel better, aren't you?
Sucks to be you.