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| A torso was seen running around the upper west side tonight, pouring whiskey down an orifice, kicking any unlucky Puerto Rican it happened across. | |
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| When questioned on the matter, the torso responded "*kick* *kick* kick* *pirouette* *jazz hands*" Which we've translated as "Fuck a goat, scrote." | |
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| So that's how the other half lives. | |
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