Putting the Junior in Morton Downey

Author: ObiJo

Date: October 19, 2003

by ObiJo
10-19-03
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zzzzzzzzzzzz...
Hey, what were you doing sleeping in my room?
This is MY room. What are you doing in here?
Oops... Sorry about that. Whenever I start drinking I forget who got what in the divorce.
I got the house, you got the payments.