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| This year I've decided to make no resolutions. | |
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| But wait a minute... isn't that a resolution? If I adopt it, isn't that still making a resolution? | |
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| But if I don't adopt it, doesn't that mean I must make resolutions? | |
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| If I act, there's a resolution! If I DON'T act, there's a resolution! HOLY CHRIST! Is free will a myth?? | |
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| So let me get this straight. You killed the hobo to prove you have free will? | |
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| No, I ATE the hobo to prove I have free will. I killed him so he wouldn't slide off the fork. | |
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