Resolute Shun

Author: ObiJo

Date: December 27, 2003

by ObiJo
12-27-03
This year I've decided to make no resolutions.
But wait a minute... isn't that a resolution? If I adopt it, isn't that still making a resolution?
But if I don't adopt it, doesn't that mean I must make resolutions?
If I act, there's a resolution! If I DON'T act, there's a resolution! HOLY CHRIST! Is free will a myth??
So let me get this straight. You killed the hobo to prove you have free will?
No, I ATE the hobo to prove I have free will. I killed him so he wouldn't slide off the fork.