The Dark Side of the Pole

Author: ObiJo

Date: December 26, 2006

by ObiJo
12-26-06
Hi, I'm here to interview for the Santa's Helper job.
I'm sorry, but that position is now obsolete. We're no longer Santa's Helpers, we're Santa's Minions.
When did this happen?
About a month ago, when Mrs. Claus left Santa for that guy Santa couldn't think of a comeback to.
A month earlier...
Is your cock an innie yet, you tubby fuck?
HoHoHo?