MW - The Saga Saga

Author: ObiJo

Date: August 21, 2002

by ObiJo
8-21-02
I don't understand why you're called
ALRIGHT DAMNIT, I'LL TELL YOU! JUST STOP INTERROGATING ME!
I am one heartless bitch when I have to be.
You see, we used to be called the Land of Maracas. But one day Ted came and stole all our maracas! It's a little hard to be called the Land of Maracas without any maracas!
Vicious like a hyena - rending and tearing at the psyche of my prey!
Kind of like being called the Land of Feet without any feet or the Land of Pot Pies with nary a potted pie!