Camping by OkapiDashiki10-31-01 Say, I'm hungry. What do you say we fire up the fondue set and make some grub? Um, sure, why not. My god, I never noticed until now, but Dan has an amazing ass.... Ted, It's time i told you the truth. I'm a homosexual. Haha...fag
New York Vacation by OkapiDashiki10-31-01 Manhattan, the year-2031 Son, thirty years ago, when I was your age, two big buildings called the World Trade Center were here World Trade Center? Yes, they were two big buildings that were destroyed by Arabs .... Daddy...what are arabs?
At the Pet Shop by OkapiDashiki10-31-01 Hey, that's a nice pussy.. HAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA!! hehe...whew... heh heh...heh..
High Density Lipo Protein Hungarian Slut Bucket by OkapiDashiki10-31-01 ..so i said don't even start with me woman cause you went out and spent my entire christmas bonus Then she says, I only took it cause you were gonna spend it all on booze and hookers with the boys. .... ?? STOP STARING AT MY PACKAGE FUCKFACE!
Nutz by OkapiDashiki10-31-01 Hey man, could ya hold deez? Eh? Hey, could ya HOLD DEEZ?? ...Deez what? DEEZ NUTZ!
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Dial J for Jesus by OkapiDashiki11-01-01 *RRRRRRRING* *RRRRRRRING* Uughh? *RRRRRRRING* *RRRRRRRING* ... *RRRRRRRING* *RRRRRRRING* Well, fuck...
Jesus hotline by OkapiDashiki11-01-01 One night up in heaven... Oh yeah baby, that's it. now I'm basking in your love pudding..what are you doing to me? You know...just how you like it...filthy sanchez Ooooohoo!! REOWR! Teeeheee Oh no! It looks like God himself has caught Jesus on the phone sex hotline again! shucks! OOOH SHIT, DADDY'S HOME AN' HE FINNA GONN' KICK SOME AZZ
Sean gets the last laugh by OkapiDashiki12-02-01 Oh Sean, what's wrong? Tell Me what's bothering you.. Well, you see those damn bastards Miles and Joel went to see Incubus again and im stuck at home watching the Vh1 awards. Yes i'm that bored Oh god..that's terrible... Yeah so...ummmm, wanna have sex with me??? YES! OH LORD YES! un un un girl!
Sean's Life Sucks Ass by OkapiDashiki12-02-01 December 2, 2001-Miles and Joel THINK they are attending an Incubus concert... What the hell I thought this was Incubus, but turns out its really Slayer and SR-71~!! o damn, if only we brought Sean with us! ...hahaha ...hahaha Meanwhile, Sean has been watching the TV guide channel I hate my life...