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  OmniMarconi67  
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If variety is the spice of life, then whoever cooked up my brain spoiled the soup.

I think there's more to humor than "poopy" and "cornhole." Which means you might actually have to read more than one sentence in my strips. I know that's a new and frightening concept to some, but it's really not that hard.

Quote of the [arbitrary period of time]: "I love that OmniMarconi managed to about a hundred times as much funny into one panel as biped got in fifteen."--mad_matt

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by OmniMarconi67
7-28-05
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