*doodle doo* What? Antony's IMing me? He's not actually going to kill me now is he?
*typing* HEY STUPID FUCK ARE YOU THERE? I HAVE SOMETHING TO ASK YOU.
*typing* Yeah I'm here. What do you want?
What's this shit I heard about you using the blond guy as me in your comic eh?! NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU WANT ME TO BE BLOND AND HAVE BUTT SEX WITH YOU IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.