Insanely amusing

Author: OysteinH-O

Date: February 28, 2001

by OysteinH-O
2-28-01
How was I supposed to know?
People always weigh me down with their pessimistic comments. Why can't it be easier? Is there even a reason behind it all?
I give up. I'll just go do my 9 to 5 job, go home, eat my microwave dinner - watch "Survivor." Then pop into a hot bath and slit my veins.