I'm sorry, Sir, we cancelled your Gold Card after three large purchases were made against it. We were worried somebody had stolen it.
That's ridiculous. Isn't the point of having a $30,000 credit limit the fact that I'm at liberty to spend that amount?
We had your best interests at heart, Sir. Don't worry, Sir, you can just reapply for a new one.
Somehow I doubt the extra application fee and $5 over-the-counter fee for this conversation is in my best interests. You guys are just a bunch of saps!
