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| Hey Mister Jesus, sir. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? | |
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| A Tootsie Pop? In case you haven't noticed, my hands are nailed to a board. Makes it kind of difficult to enjoy a Tootsie Pop. | |
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| Boy Mister Jesus, sir. You sure seem angry. | |
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| Yeah well, I also had to turn down sex with a ready and willing schoolgirl because of the same problem. | |
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| Yeah, I can imagine it would be hard to get lucky being attached to a big piece of lumber like that. | |
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| And I was sooooo ready to Pop her Tootsie too. God damnit. | |
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