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| But officer, this isn't even my beer. I don't know how it even got into my hand! | |
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| I'm also adding indecent exposure to your drunk driving charges...where are your pants? | |
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| Oh my God, someone stole my pants! Quick officer, we need to find the fiend that stole them! | |
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| No need for that, the clown that was giving you oral pleasure while you were driving has them...how do you explain that? | |
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| Boingo needed to hitch a ride to a children's birthday party, but didn't have any gas money...does this mean I'm free to go? | |
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