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| I'm solid snake. I killed you and am now smoking a cigarette. | |
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| Before I die I will give a long-winded speech about how my life was ruined when my dad wouldn't buy me a Hot Wheels Ferrari. | |
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| So that explains why you wanted to run me over with a forklift and shoot me with an exploding ninja slingshot launcher. | |
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| Exactly, he also wouldn't let me have an ant farm. That's why I tied you to a tree and poured hot popcorn oil on your girlfriend. | |
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Sad and Dramatic Death Sequence, also Shining Force 2 Symphonic-Overworld
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| That's sad. Well I found the ID Card 3.1 so..Goodbye. | |
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| Wait! Wait! I'm still not dead yet! Want to hear about how in the slumber party my so-called best friend pulled my underwear over my head and dumped my hand in sour cream so I wet the bed? | |
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