Alfonz's team reaches a burned Iraqi government building...
Shhh! Be quiet... there's a guard up ahead. I'll sneak up and take him out.
Okay, Alfonz. Try not to make so much noise.
Haaah! *shudders and raises hands in the air*
*Brandishes M9* Freeze! Don't move!
Please! Don't kill me! If I do the Macarena and drop an item or two, you can just tranquilize me and put me to sleep! Please don't choke me from behind!
... You really know how to take the fun out of all this, don't you?
