Pikachu_Fragger  

I think I know you a little better than that, Dex. You wouldn't DARE aim a wifflebat at a girl, much less at me.

Um... does that mean you're not going to hear my joke?

Fine, fine. Shoot. What is it?

Um, maybe on the next comic. We've run out of panel space.

I aught to smack your fat ass, you lazy hack! You've wasted an entire strip!

But you can't, because you can't move either. Hehehe...