How the hell do I title this? What the hell is this about?

Author: Plant2

Date: October 29, 2002

by Plant2
10-29-02
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What the hell are you doing here?
Me have clever.
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What the hell is that supposed to mean?
You are no much brain. No cleverness you am.
Sorry.
Why the hell does this nonsense seem to hurt my feelings?
Me am not speak nonsensisheness. You am a no nice person!!!